Short Insights: Amusing

Monday, August 9, 2010

Passive Aggressive Notes

One of my favorite sites to browse when I'm bored is PassiveAggressiveNotes. Needless to say, when I got up to get a Dr. Pepper from one of the vending machines in my office and saw this sign stuck to the other machine, I couldn't resist grabbing my phone and taking a picture. I have to admit, it kind of made my day.

Monday, July 12, 2010

Lasagna - Can Opener = Pizza + Fried Eggs

I tried making lasagna today, but apparently Andrea does not own a can opener. Fail.
So, leftover pizza with fried egg it is!

This conversation with my dad totally belongs on MyDadIsAFob:

(8:45:47 PM) Dad: Hi.

(8:45:52 PM) Me: hi

(8:46:05 PM) Dad: did you eat dinner?

(8:46:09 PM) Me: eating now

(8:46:18 PM) Dad: what is it?

(8:46:57 PM) Dad: you better take a good nutrition meal.

(8:47:16 PM) Me: i was going to make lasagna

(8:47:26 PM) Me: but andrea doesnt have a can opener!

(8:48:08 PM) Dad: i never heard that what kind of food is it?

(8:48:24 PM) Me: lasagna??

(8:48:27 PM) Me: you have heard it

(8:48:30 PM) Me: its the pasta

(8:48:37 PM) Me: shaped like a square

(8:49:14 PM) Dad: ok maybe . anyway you did not finish you dinner yet . did you?

(8:49:37 PM) Me: http://www.epicurean.com/articles/images/lasagna.gif

(8:49:40 PM) Me: lasagna dad.

(8:49:42 PM) Me: lasagna

(8:50:46 PM) Dad: i saw it. i try to remember its name from now on. just enjoy you meal. and talk to later if you are not fisnish you dinner yet.

Friday, May 21, 2010

Sunday, March 28, 2010

Netflix Suggestion Fail

I went to add The Blind Side to my Netflix queue, and here some other movies they suggested for me.

Not quite sure how Divine Sisters of the Ya-Ya Sisterhood fits into this category...

Wednesday, March 24, 2010

Wednesday Meetings

What better way to sit through a weekly healthcare sales-research meeting than to doodle my "HC Family"

Mags has requested a full color version... we'll see if I get to it. I can barely feed myself real food!
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Here is the color version!

Thursday, February 11, 2010

Be My (Forbidden) Valentine

So back when New Moon came out, two of my co-workers and I went to watch the film together opening day. Ever since then, it's been back and forth finding Twilight-themed gag gifts.

It all started when Holly gave me a wooden wolf pin from the Union Square holiday market. In turn, I bought her an Edward Barbie/Ken doll for our Secret Holiday Exchange/her birthday. She followed this up with burger king New Moon cups... yes, I know, we are like two adolescent children.

The most recent addition to our collection is a box of New Moon "Forbidden Fruits" Sweethearts.

Apparently, she just "couldn't resist!"

Anyway, Happy (early) Valentine's Day everyone!

Tuesday, May 26, 2009

When is it appropriate to use the F-word?

The top 10 times in history when using the "F-word" was appropriate:

10. "What the F was that?" - Mayor of Hiroshima, 1945
9. "Where did all these F'ing Indians come from?" Custer, 1876
8. "Any F'ing idiot could understand that." - Einstein, 1938
7. "It does SO F'ing look like her!" - Picasso, 1926
6. "How the F did you work that out?" - Pythagoras, 126 BC
5. "You want WHAT on the F'ing ceiling?" - Michelangelo, 1566
4. "I don't suppose it's gonna F'ing rain." - Joan of Arc, 1434
3. "Scattered F'ing showers...my ass!" - Noah, 314 BC
2. "I need this parade like I need a F'ing hole in my head!" - JFK, 1963

And #1.....
"Aw c'mon, Monica, who the F is going to find out?" - Bill Clinton, 1997