Can You Feel the Love?

Snippet of a conversation I had over gchat with my boyfriend Matt....

Me: Sweet I bought shoes online
Matt: Lame.
Matt: Lenovo rejected my credit card?

Me: what? how?
Matt: Not sure. Then I couldn't use it to buy train tix. Wtf
Matt: What did you do grace?

Me: nothing! want me to check your acct?
Matt: Like I'm supposed to believe that

Me: what! no trust!
Matt: How are your shoess!??????!!!!!??!??
Me: I PAID FOR THEM WITH MY MC!!!!
Matt: Oh. There goes my theory